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Blessed are the poor who pay no taxes,
For they shall receive a tax rebate.
 
Blessed are those with their hand out, 
For they shall receive checks.
 
Screwed are the rich, 
For they shall inherit the debt.
 
Blessed are those who have mortgages they cannot pay, 
For their debts will be forgiven.
 
Blessed are the unimployed, 
For they shall receive subsidies. 
 
Blessed are the pure in Marxism, 
For they are blessedly clueless.
 
Blessed are the carmakers, 
For they shall be called bankrupt. 
 
Blessed are those who gave for The One’s sake, 
For they will receive a t-shirt.

Blessed are you when the conservatives revile and persecute you, and say all kinds of evil against you falsely for The One’s sake. Rejoice and be exceedingly glad, for great is your reward in Marxism, even though Marxism failed before you.
 
Your affectionate uncle, Screwtape
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Pledge of Allegiance, by Red Skelton

Red Skelton is my all time favorite comedian/performer.  As a child he made me cry tears of joy and sorrow with his gift of story telling. His piece on the Pledge of Allegiance is one of my favorites.  God bless you, Red.

 
From The Red Skelton Hour, CBS TV, January 14, 1969, copyright 1969 Richard Red Skelton

On January 14, 1969, Red Skelton touched the hearts of millions of Americans with his "Pledge Of Allegiance", in which he explained the meaning of each and every word. Red Skelton's recitation of the "Pledge of Allegiance" was twice read into the Congressional Record of the United States and received numerous awards.

RED SKELTON: "I remember this one teacher. To me, he was the greatest teacher, a real sage of my time. He had such wisdom. We were all reciting the Pledge Of Allegiance and he walked over. Mr. Lasswell was his name... He said": "I've been listening to you boys and girls recite the Pledge Of Allegiance all semester and it seems as though it is becoming monotonous to you. If I may, may I recite it and try to explain to you the meaning of each word:

I
Me; an individual; a committee of one.

Pledge
Dedicate all of my worldly goods to give without self-pity.

Allegiance
My love and my devotion.

To the Flag
Our standard; Old Glory ; a symbol of Freedom; wherever she waves there is respect, because your loyalty has given her a dignity that shouts, Freedom is everybody's job.

of the United
That means that we have all come together.

States
Individual communities that have united into forty-eight great states. Forty-eight individual communities with pride and dignity and purpose. All divided with imaginary boundaries, yet united to a common purpose, and that is love for country.

And to the Republic
Republic -- a state in which sovereign power is invested in representatives chosen by the people to govern. And government is the people; and it's from the people to the leaders, not from the leaders to the people.

For which it stands
One Nation
One Nation -- meaning, so blessed by God.

Indivisible
Incapable of being divided.

With Liberty
Which is Freedom; the right of power to live one's own life, without threats, fear, or some sort of retaliation.

And Justice
The principle, or quality, of dealing fairly with others.

For All
For All -- which means, boys and girls, it's as much your country as it is mine. And now, boys and girls, let me hear you recite the Pledge of Allegiance:

I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic, for which it stands; one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country, and two words have been added to the Pledge of Allegiance: Under God. Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer, and that would be eliminated from schools, too?"

Red Skelton's recitation of the pledge of allegiance is available on DVD as part of the Red Skelton Christmas DVD.

Editor's note: sadly, Red Skelton was prescient - the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals (the most overturned court in the United States of America) has done exactly that.
 
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Obama's Prayer

Obama’s Prayer (please bend over and grab your ankles…uh… I mean…please bow your heads)
 
 
Obama,
who art in DC,
Hussein be thy name.
The One has come.
Thy policies be done
because you are The Messiah,
Tax us this day
of our daily wage.
And forgive us our debts,
because we made a bad mortgage.
And lead us not into capitalism,
but deliver us from profits:
For Marxism in the kingdom,
and power,
is the goal,
for eight years.
God help us…uh…I mean…Amen.
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Piyush "Bobby" Jindal

Piyush "Bobby" Jindal, born June 10, 1971. Governor of Louisiana. Two term US Representative of Louisiana. 1st generation Inidan American, his parents having immigrated from India. Married with 3 children. Rhodes Scholar, attended New College, Oxford where he received a masters degree in political science.

POSITION ON ISSUES

Abortion: 100% rating with National Right to Life Committee. Opposes abortion but not medical procedures meant to save the life of the mother and supports use of emergency contraception in the case of rape.

Stem cell research: Opposes.

Taxes: As a citizen voted for a state tax plan that lowered sales taxes and raised income taxes. As governor he opposed a plan to cut $300 million in personal income taxes and only agreed to it when the legislature threatened to eliminate the entire state personal income tax. Passed large tax cuts for businesses.

Patriot Act: Voted yes on making it permanent.

Flag burning: Supported a constitutional amendment banning flag burning.

Guns: Received an A from Gun Owners of America, A+ from NRA.

Real ID Act of 2005: Voted for it.

Voted with the Republican Caucus 97% of the time.

Earmarks: Received 19.3 million as US Rep. As governor he has taken a stance against earmarks.

Immigration: 100% by USBC (www.usbc.org). Voted for English to be official language.

Drilling: Is pro drilling.

Iraq War: Supports war.

HISTORY

After college worked as consultant for Fortune 500 companies.

1996: Secretary of Louisiana Department of Health and Hospitals. Took Louisiana’s Medicaid program from a $400 million deficit to a $200 million surplus in just three years. He was critized by the the AFL-CIO for closing a few clinics in order to balance the budget. During his tenure Louisiana’s national healthcare ranking dropped into last place (I don’t know what it was prior, it could have been 49th for all I know).

1998: Worked on a national panel to reform Medicare.

2001: Assistant secretary of the Health and Human Services for Planning and Evaluation under Bush.

2003 Lost race for governor of Louisiana to Kathleen Blanco.

2004 Elected US Representative of Louisiana’s 1st district.

2007: Elected governor of Louisiana.

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While running for governor Jindal had pledged to prevent legislative pay raises that would double the state legislators’ pay. After being elected governorhe stated that he would not veto the pay raise because he had also pledged to allow the legislature to govern themselves. When threatened by a recall Jindal reversed course and vetoed the pay raise. 

Jindal’s executive council, Jimmy Faircloth was involved in a controversy involving a Louisiana Indian tribe which had been raped by Abramoff. 

Gustav hit in August 2008. Jindal led one of largest evacuations in US history. He responded strongly to the crisis. He canceled his speech at the RNC due to the crisis.

Religion: Jindal converted from Hinduism to Catholism. His parents have not accepted his conversion well and there is stress within the family due to it. While still struggling with his conversion to Christianity he was involved in an exorcism. He has written quite a few articles concerning his conversion to Christianity including one documenting the exorcism.

‘Bobby’ stands for Bobby Brady, as a child Jindal was a fan of the Brady Bunch show and adopted the name. 

Stated that there were no major oil spills due to Hurricanes Katrina and Rita. Actually some 9 million barrels were spilled. 

Jindal ran for governor on a reform and ethics platform:  Soon after being elected he made sweeping reforms in state ethic laws and has made the Louisiana state government one of the most trusted in the country. He also passed tax reform: a partial tax reduction for private school tuition; cut, phasedout and accelerated phaseout tens of millions in taxes for businesses; tax credits to encourage development in New Orleans. Broke the state spending cap of $1 billion and allocated $1 billion in one-time spending for infrastructure, all of the money came from a budget surplus.
 
Your affectionate uncle, Screwtape
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Who Dat?

There are quite a few new conservative leaders on the horizon, some I know a little about, some I am completely ignorant of. For example when Palin came on the scene I had never heard of her and learned about her in a backasswards way. Some liberal would expose a ‘scandal’ and I would go rooting around until I found what the real essence of the story was. In every instance it turned out that the story was twisted around but I remember feeling a sense of dread as I dug into each one, afraid that I would find something really awful. On top to that I don’t like being ignorant.  

So, I am going a mission to find out a little about some of the people who may very well be on the ticket in 2012 and report about them here. The goal will not be to develop a wiki on each pol but simply to give an idea of who they are and expose some of the ‘dirt’ they may have lying around. 

If I miss something or get something wrong, please let me know. I will update the reports as needed. As I’m not a crazed dailykos or huffpost dweller I’m not going to extrapolate or fantasize about any ‘scandals’ but will simply try to present the information in a neutral fashion. If you want to play liberal troll try drinking some mushroom tea and see what pops into your addled skull.
 
Your affecionate uncle, Screwtape
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What Would Obama Do? What Can I Do?

 

The question at hand is how much can Obama get away with as far as executive orders (EO) are concerned? I won’t debate whether Obama will abuse EOs as it is my opinion that most modern (post WWII at least) presidents have abused them.  

''Stroke of the pen. Law of the land. Kind of cool.'' Paul Begala, Clinton administration, 1998

"We've switched the rules of the game. We're not trying to do anything legislatively." Bruce Babbitt, Clinton administration, 1999

What have presidents done (or tried to do with just an EO? Designated 70 million acres million acres as national monuments, making them essentially inaccessible for public use: waged war on other countries: seized control of US steel mills: amended, changed or over-ruled Civil Service rules: banned offshore oil drilling: created the EPA: limited stem cell research: made presidential pardons: effected eminent domain: sent Americans to interment camps: restricted public access to records.

Now, what EOs might Obama make?  He has already said that he wants to close Gitmo and ship the inmates to the States for trial and to block expansion of oil drilling in Utah. He will most likely re-enact the ban on offshore drilling as well as lift the limits on stem cell research. Support foreign family planning groups (i.e., abortion). Hamstring our military and intelligence agencies by forcing compliance with the Army Field Manual in all agencies. Expand/strengthen the EPA and/or create more agencies to control energy use. Weaken citizen’s defense against eminent domain. Expand surveillence of civilians domestically.   Inter innocents. Block access to his historic records. Seize control of entire industries.  Enforce open ballots during union votes (not sure about this)?    

These really just scratch the surface of what Obama could do as president, just let your imagination run wild with this. And as a Congressional super-majority is needed to override an OE, plus with the SCOTUS being in balance, it is very unlikely that any OE Obama makes will be overridden.   ‘Stroke of the pen. Law of the land. Kinda cool.’

This brings up the question of what can we do to limit the damage Obama could do via OEs? Frankly, not much in the short term. But we can do some things. We can correspondent with our congressmen and urge them to fight against any activist judicial appointments, especially in the SCOTUS (ie, grow a set of gonads and a spine). We can write to the RNC and demand that they appoint a strong conservative as chairperson. We can support and vote for CONSERVATIVES during the next election cycle.

There are some things that we can do outside the Republican Party (indeed, if the Reps refuse to move back to conservatism, let the damned party die). Now, I am strictly a rule-of-law type of guy and I will wait to see how He governs just to keep it fair,  but as soon as He shows His true strips I intend to start making all of the noise that I can, legally. My truck will be plastered with anti-O bumper stickers, I am now searching for anti-O t-shirts (I may even make my own, silk-screening isn’t hard), I will have anti-O signs in my yard and I will send frequent nasty-grams to The One. All of this will be to instigate action against me by O’s thugs. While as a lone person I am no threat to Him and would be vulnerable but there is strength in numbers and I urge everyone to become an activist. And if push comes to shove (I pray that it doesn’t) I will remember the words of the G-Man, "Now if the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms comes to disarm you and they are bearing arms, resist them with arms. Go for a head shot; they're going to be wearing bulletproof vests. ... Kill the sons of bitches."

Your affectionate uncle, Screwtape

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Obama 23

Obama 23

1.     Obama is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2.     He taketh all of Joe’s green money: he lowereth the levels of the waters.
3.     He spreadeth the wealth: he leadeth me down the paths of Marxism for mine own sake.
4.     Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of capitalism, I will fear no profit: for Obama is with me; his taxes and his policies they comfort me.
5.     The One preparest to sit down with mine enemies: He declines to drill for more oil; my cup runneth over with welfare.
6.     Surely national debt and high taxes shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of socialism for ever.
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Obama’s approval ratings

Now that the election is past it is incumbent upon conservatives to treat President-Elect Obama with all of the respect due his position. Let the shrill rhetoric and name calling fade away and let us look into the future. Criticism should be kept to a minimum until he takes office. After all, it is not fair to blame someone for things beyond their control and conservatives need to hold themselves to a higher standard of behavior than do liberals. Beside, he will give us ample opportunities to attack him in the years to come.

I have decided to start Obama off with an approval rating of 100%. This is in keeping with the way I figure tips, waiters/waitresses start out with a 15% tip and go up or down from there depending upon the service they provide. Seeing as how Obama hadn’t pissed me off as president-elect at the time he became president-elect he got 100%. Since the election he has done two things to irk me: leaking his conversation with President Bush and pretending to limit lobbyists in his transition team. Small things, really, so I hit him with just one point each, which brings him down to a 98% approval rating. By the time Obama takes office he will probably be swirling around the drain toward negative numbers. Yes, in Hell you can have negative approval numbers.  It is after all, Hell. 

It just occurred to me that I need to create a scale to weigh how much actions will either lower or raise (hey, it could happen) Obama’s approval rating. I’ll work on that.

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New Blog

For those not familiar with the name Screwtape, please let me refer you to C. S. Lewis’ fine book ‘The Screwtape Letters’. In Lewis’ work Screwtape is a demon and experienced temptor who, via a series letters attempts to instruct a junior temptor, Wormwood, in the fine art of tempting souls to Hell. It is a good read for both Christians and non-Christians.  I have used the handle since the pre-internet BBS days to promote C. S. Lewis, a tremendous author and theologian.

My goal is to comment on subjects which interest me including national politics, the economy and healthcare and to ,hopefully, receive feedback and have debate on these topics. This is an experiment as my past ‘blogging’ took place back before the term was used and I will now be a very little fish in a very large pond, but it will at least be a form of catharsis. I will try to post new blogs frequently but I have a job a family, dogs and a really big motorcycle that all demand attention so I can’t promise anything.    

The rules are simple. Flaming will not be allowed and there won’t be many warnings given. Any reasoned argument will be entertained, I don’t expect everyone to agree with me. Keep it clean and come out swinging!

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