Posted by
Screwtape on Friday, November 14, 2008 12:50:00 PM
The Obamatudes
Blessed are the poor who pay no taxes,
For they shall receive a tax rebate.
Blessed are those with their hand out,
For they shall receive checks.
Screwed are the rich,
For they shall inherit the debt.
Blessed are those who have mortgages they cannot pay,
For their debts will be forgiven.
Blessed are the unimployed,
For they shall receive subsidies.
Blessed are the pure in Marxism,
For they are blessedly clueless.
Blessed are the carmakers,
For they shall be called bankrupt.
Blessed are those who gave for The One’s sake,
For they will receive a t-shirt.
Blessed are you when the conservatives revile and persecute you, and say all kinds of evil against you falsely for The One’s sake. Rejoice and be exceedingly glad, for great is your reward in Marxism, even though Marxism failed before you.
Your affectionate uncle, Screwtape