Posted by
Screwtape on Thursday, November 13, 2008 6:22:47 PM
Obama’s Prayer (please bend over and grab your ankles…uh… I mean…please bow your heads)
Obama,
who art in DC,
Hussein be thy name.
The One has come.
Thy policies be done
because you are The Messiah,
Tax us this day
of our daily wage.
And forgive us our debts,
because we made a bad mortgage.
And lead us not into capitalism,
but deliver us from profits:
For Marxism in the kingdom,
and power,
is the goal,
for eight years.
God help us…uh…I mean…Amen.